Miss Piggy

In my opinion, I'm the most special one on the whole farm. Not that it would be even a fair competition, since I'm high-driven, always want to work, and marvelous with pigs. It is my job herding the goats and sheep, which I even do without my owner around! She always starts calling my name and runs to catch up with me whenever I do that, whereby I know she's happy with my initiative. The boss of the farm you ask? Why, obviously that's me! Without a doubt, I even broke the rules of our owner. And who else does that, but a leader? They can't contain me, I have a free spirit and mind. No leash for this girl, oh no. You can teach me anything you want, but I'll decide if it is worth repeating, my brain has only a place for useful tricks! Such as hauling my bowl of food around, to keep it away from the other dogs. Occasionally I'll pick up the toys after the kids, and bring them to my nest to play with myself. If they leave it around laying like that, well clearly that means it is mine. I wouldn't call myself a dog or a human, I'm just Miss Piggy, and you'll have to treat me as such. My owner though, has a special place in my heart.