Buddy

I'm handsome and... hm, what's that word called again? Well, I guess we'll keep it at that, handsome, that's the most important anyway right? My name's Buddy, but many me call me Doofus. You can find me lounging in the sun, with my tongue sticking out, or drowning the babies in my drool. I intent to be a great dad, and as you can tell do everything in my power to be one, in between my many naps. My only weakness? Chickens! I can't help it, whenever I see one, I just need to chase it. They enjoy it too, they flap there wings, scream in a language I don't understand and run away from me, oh how I love playing tag with them. I take it upon myself to test their indurance, I'm very worried, they always seem to have a heartattack when I finally catched up with them. It's even that bad that my owner doesn't let me play with them. But that won't hold me back, whenever I get the chance, I get out to help them. Other animals I love to chace are the goats! They're a close second, I think it's hillarious to run through a group of them and make them tumble on their backs. My owner calls this shepherding... though I'd call it bowling. Strike!